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That hot pocket slogan touched my soul with accuracy

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sensiblysenselessturtle:

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

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 "Do you have a favorite ‘yo, bitch’ moment?"

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starslicer:

I ain’t laughed so hard in a while.

starslicer:

I ain’t laughed so hard in a while.

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comedycentral:

If Syria has a fingerprint scanner I’m in.

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert discuss the latest in the possible war with Syria.

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kateoplis:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: How to Become a Man
1. Learn who you are as an individual. …
2. Stand up for yourself and your beliefs. …
3. Avoid a physical fight—if you can. …
4. Play a team sport. …
5. Choose your friends for the right reasons. …
6. Fight your fear of the unknown. …
7. Listen to advice. …
8. Be politically aware. …
9. Mind your manners. …
10. Be patient in love.
Most of the information boys have about girls is WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! It’s based on stereotypes, rumors, bad songs, shallow teen movies, and immature celebrities in personal tailspins. …
11. Stay fit. …
12. Never, never do something on a dare. …
13. Get organized. …
14. Find heroes to copy. …
15. Be independent. …
16. Question authority. …
17. Get smart. …
18. Express yourself.
Go ahead, dye your hair purple. Grow it long, shave it off. Wear all black, wear all white, wear boots, wear leather, wear a dress. This is the time to try on new identities to see which ones fit you best. Sure, you might have to endure some taunts, but it’s more important that you figure out who you are than caring what those shut-ins of the mind think. …
19. Pay attention to the short run….
20. …But keep your eye on the long run.
Most boys are afraid of growing into their nightmare version of an adult: the flaccid, self-righteous, humorless sack of meat dumped on the couch shouting commands or barking advice that begins, “When I was your age….” Don’t worry, it doesn’t have to turn out that way. …
Read on.

kateoplis:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: How to Become a Man

1. Learn who you are as an individual. …

2. Stand up for yourself and your beliefs. …

3. Avoid a physical fight—if you can. …

4. Play a team sport. …

5. Choose your friends for the right reasons. …

6. Fight your fear of the unknown. …

7. Listen to advice. …

8. Be politically aware. …

9. Mind your manners. …

10. Be patient in love.

Most of the information boys have about girls is WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! It’s based on stereotypes, rumors, bad songs, shallow teen movies, and immature celebrities in personal tailspins. …

11. Stay fit. …

12. Never, never do something on a dare. …

13. Get organized. …

14. Find heroes to copy. …

15. Be independent. …

16. Question authority. …

17. Get smart. …

18. Express yourself.

Go ahead, dye your hair purple. Grow it long, shave it off. Wear all black, wear all white, wear boots, wear leather, wear a dress. This is the time to try on new identities to see which ones fit you best. Sure, you might have to endure some taunts, but it’s more important that you figure out who you are than caring what those shut-ins of the mind think. …

19. Pay attention to the short run….

20. …But keep your eye on the long run.

Most boys are afraid of growing into their nightmare version of an adult: the flaccid, self-righteous, humorless sack of meat dumped on the couch shouting commands or barking advice that begins, “When I was your age….” Don’t worry, it doesn’t have to turn out that way. …

Read on.

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verb411:

hootersandhedgies:

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Sending my girl to this training class.

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